Good morning Binusian! Gossip Boy here, your one and only source to the not-so-scandalous-in-fact-very-ordinary life of the J-Towners. It's mid-exam week, and with IPC going on, seems like things are getting more than hectic for the juniors. Better pace yourselves people, we wouldn't want you getting sick and catching any disease like, say, cough...or worse, bird flu. Okay, next order of business.
One of my many sources told me this, I has been caught yawning...a lot. Why so sleepy, I? Insomnia, late night study, or something else? Word is, he was spotted at one very controversial club in town several nights ago. Going back for more?
Spotted, C bringing Tiramisu cake that she baked on her own. Special occasion... or special someone? We know there is a little something going on with you and N for sometime now. Careful C, someone might object. Well, whatever. Gossip Boy is always up for some drama. Catfight, perhaps? I hope someone gets seriously injured.
Spotted at D Square, W, T, and little F hanging together. At one time, T and F were seen walking together hand in hand. And what about W? F and W have been hot and heavy for quite some time now. Wonder what W's reaction was. Word of caution F, better know what you get yourself into because somebody could just easily gets burned.
Spotted A with tears rolling down her face and having heart-to-heart with someone on the cellphone. Why so glum, chum? Does this have to do with the Mystery Man you brought to the party last week? Do tell, baby girl. Gossip Boy will be more than happy to dish out all the juicy details.
Spotted, R with a new Sony Ericsson P1i and still running late to class. Shouldn't new attitude comes with a new phone? No? Maybe you can buy it too. However, we hear this one is very expensive and only comes in limited editions, or for some people... it's not even for sale. I guess all the gadgets in the world wouldn't mean a thing if you don't get yourself a nice new pair of on-time attitude.
Latest gossip on P, we hear she finally got back with her ex. What about that sophomore boy, P? Things were getting quite interesting for some time back then. Will they? Won't they? The suspense was killing me. I was on the edge of my seat then, but this on/off thing, isn't it getting a little too old for our target audience?
Finally, we've come to the head of sponsorships for IPC. Hello J, anything new with you? Seems like you don't have so much going on these days. Well, maybe if you get yourself rid of all of those magic cards, get on the horse, and find yourself someone nice, there might be something worth gossiping about. In the mean time, one of my sources, Aquarius88, said to me that you've been spotted very busy lately with a cellphone literally attached to your right ear at all time. Trouble in paradise? Problems with the sponsors...or spouse? finally?
As for me... I've just been craving this oh-so-very-badly-delicious vanilla latte from Starbucks hhehehe... :P and you know what else is delicious?
Gossip.
We hear it's best served hot. Who's thirsty?
And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell.
You know you love to hate me.
xoxo
GOSSIP BOY
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