Once upon a time in a magical land far far away, there were a prince and a princess who fell in love with each other and live happily ever after. However in real world, we call them Capricorn85 and Cancer86, and since it is a real world, life isn't exactly a fairy tale, in fact life is very far from it. Let's just put it this way, if happily ever after means happy ending, it should never have to end.
Top story on Gossip Boy, our girl P has a secret admirer and her secret admirer is none other than the infamous Capricorn85. Word on the street is Capricorn85 has asked her out for a lunch date in just a month after his break up with Cancer86. Not so secretive anymore, are we now? Well, you know what they say: the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else... What's next? Dinner and a movie? No wonder Cancer86 has been looking rather bleak lately. Interested in being the rebound girl, P? Consider it charity work then.
Spotted at Ritz's lobby lounge, C getting all flirty over some guy in toque blanche and exchanging cell phone numbers. Seems like you got yourself your very own personal chef. BTW, how old is he? Is he boyfriend material? What about a certain someone who recently had his 23rd birthday? Well C, seems like you've been one very busy lady lately. Putting out an APB.
And what about J? Now that all his lady friends are getting very busy with all the boy-drama, will he get lonely? Will they have any time for this one boy? If only he could get one of his lady friends to be more than friend.
Spotted at MKG food court, R yelling and screaming to a banker on the cellphone. No need to go through the rumor mill this time, all his yelling and screaming led for all to hear that his credit cards have just got declined. What's the matter, R? Trouble at home? Problems with the mom-ster? Seems like he have some issues that need to be dealt with ASAP. Is the prince of the city going to turn into a pauper overnight?
Latest gossip on T, rumor has it he's still not getting anywhere with his latest fling. Better lock it down fast with her, T. It's been a month. Maybe you can bring home trucks full of gifts from your trip to Singapore this weekend for her? That is your usual MO, isn't it? Just don't forget to bring some for your friends though. Word of advice T, don't ever give a girl 13 hamburgers at once.
For some time, A might have been unaffected by gossip. But not this time. One of my many sources told me this, A falling head over heels for some Arab guy. Well, we could never understand your taste in men. And what about your mystery man, A? Seems like his 15 minutes of fame is over. We applaud you for being adventurous, A, but that doesn't mean we feel you, girl.
Spotted: F with an eye irritation. Ouch!
Spotted, W sporting a new Mercedes Benz C-Class and a sleek new hair cut. We also hear, he is very busy redecorating his store. Is it that time of the year already? Turns out, the store was also the reason behind his recent stint to drop out of college. His father's most trusted employee has decided to quit the company, so now W has decided to quit the campus. Who will decide to quit next?
Wasn't spotted: I was no where near The Ritz during T's birthday party last Saturday. In fact, he was a no-show. Story was, he got sick that day. However later that evening, he was spotted with the guys at some promotion booth in EX in boxing gloves and punching a cushion, hard. Looks like his stress level is way off the chart. Careful I, it would be a shame if you catch a CHD. You're way too young to die.
Until next time then.
You know you love to hate me.
xoxo
GOSSIP BOY

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